Free Advice

Bad advice is always free.
But if it's on youtube and it has 4-5 stars, it's usually pretty good.

So, I took some of youtube's advice and it worked. OMFG, it actually worked.

It was this preacher dude talking about how guys and girls are different.

You can get a chick to do stuff by embarrassing her... and as a chick, of course I know that.

But guys... Guys suck. They react to your insults by getting mad and NOT changing. So what you have to do is give them positive reinforcement. Exactly like a dog. Don't get mad, request, repeat, repeat, ask again and smile. And when they do it right give them a treat! "You're such a good boy! Here's a cookie!"

It's that fucking easy!

How do I know?

I've been asking my brother to crack my back since last year. He hasn't done it in 5 months 'cause of an argument. So instead of my usual, 'haven't grown a pair yet?' comment, I told him about how awesome a brother he was, and kept asking till he gave in.

My back feels so good.

Oh yeah.